This is what it’s like in the U. S. of A., folks

In America, people eat hot snow slushies graciously given to them by the relief effort. Don’t ask me how hot yet still crunchy snow is even possible. It just is, because that’s what the glorious leader says. He also says it’s perfectly explainable for people to be driving around in cars as though they are affluent and be desperately poor at the same time. Americans sure are a tenacious lot, aren’t they?